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[新闻] 老外的搞笑版选秀预测,亮点很多

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发表于 2012-4-13 08:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
本帖最后由 arieszza 于 2012-4-13 10:39 编辑

http://www.bigcatcountry.com/2012/4/7/2931368/2012-nfl-mock-mock-draft

小马对曼宁家族不离不弃,P神走了,又招来P神他哥。
维京人选来擅于擒抱的Wr为的就是能够及时拦住对方抄截了庞德传球的那个角卫。
海鹰发布了他们的新队服,那么现在继续引进偶像级人物来做时装宣传,于是选了贝克汉姆来做他们的Kicker
爱国者的选秀解释:Belichick会毫不犹豫的把Luck和RG3都摘走,然后拿其中一人去换其他球队的三个首轮选秀权
乌鸦选了踢球手Tucker,既然Tucker说自己是本年选秀中最好的踢球手,那么他理应与联盟中最好的四分卫搭档,(点这里http://t.cn/zOouORZ
大家自己看吧~{:soso_e128:}


2012 NFL Mock Mock Draft (4-7-12)

Pick
Team
Player
Pos.
School
1
Cooper Manning
QB
N/A
Yes, he's 38 years old and hasn't played football since high school. And yes, he
has a spinal disorder. But it's worth a shot, right?
2
N/A
N/A
N/A
The Redskins forfeit their selection so they can save money for free agency.
Rumor has it, there could be a mediocre QB on the market they could overpay in
2013!
3
Stephen Hill
WR
Georgia Tech
The Vikings need help all over their offense. Hill provides them with both a top
receiver and a very fast, big player to tackle opposing defensive backs after
they intercept Christian Ponder.
4
Bryan Anger
P
California
The Browns have holes at just about every offensive position. The best move
they can make is to take the consensus best punter and give their defense as
much yardage between the offense and the endzone as possible.
5
Brandon Weeden
QB
Oklahoma St.
In 2011 the Buccaneers were the youngest in the NFL on offense, defense and
special teams. Weeden, 28, will provide the team with the veteran leadership
they need.
6
Vontaze Burfict
LB
Arizona State
Now without Gregg Williams as defensive coordinator, the Rams will have to go
a different route to hurt all the star players in the NFC West, and that's by
drafting Burfict, who very well may be clinically insane.
7
Devin Goda
WR
Slippery Rock
Bet you didn't think the Gene Smith would find his big playmaking WR at Slippery
Rock. Come on, don't act surprised.
8
Matt Kalil
OT
USC
Two Kalil's on one offensive line. Still no defense.
9
Patrick Witt
QB
Yale
While the Dolphins desperately need help at quarterback, they also need help in
the front office. A Yale graduate and Rhodes scholarship candidate can kill two
birds with one stone.
10
Mario Louis
WR
Grambling St.
ALL OF THE MARIOS!
11
Asa Chapman
DT
Liberty
The Chiefs need a nose tackle so they look to draft the largest man possible.
Chapman measured in at his pro day at 6-5, 386 pounds. That'll work.
12
David Beckham
K
N/A
The Seahawks new uniforms are pretty atrocious. Drafting a guy like Beckham
might be their only chance to convince anyone otherwise.
13
Rod Tidwell
WR
Arizona State
It's been a while since the Cardinals had any buzz around their franchise. Time
to bring backthe excitement that Tidwell brought to the Cardinals. This time for
real.
14
Shane Falco
QB
Ohio State
"Wait we can do that?" - Jerry Jones's reaction to the Cardinals selecting a
fictional character 13th overall. "Well then I want Falco...Just because."
15
Ryan Tannehill
QB
Texas A&M
"We were really looking hard for a not-so-good player that we could keep on the
bench for two seasons then trade to the Cardinals for a king's ransom."
16
Trent Richardson
RB
Alabama
The Jets might as well fully turn their focus towards running the football.
17
Luke Kuechly
LB
Boston College
No one knows better than Jaguars fans that a hometown player sells tickets.
Kuechly is from Cincinnati and can come home to boost the ticket sales for the
team that sells the fewest tickets. (...wait, that's not the Jaguars?)
18
Bill Parcells
HC/GM
Wichita State
Norv Turner is still the head coach of the Chargers and A.J. Smith is still the
general manager. I rest my case.
19
Doug Martin
RB
Boise State
"Because screw you Matt Forte."
20
Morris Claiborne
CB
LSU
Morris Claiborne's 4 on the Wonderlic is better than at least half of the population
of Tennessee could do on the test. Whether or not they all have learning
disabilities remains to be seen.
21
Cincinnati Bengals
Janoris Jenkins
CB
North Alabama
The character concerns continue to mount for Jenkins and while the Bengals
have drafted good guys like Andy Dalton, the team has to be getting that itch for
someone like Jenkins to maintain the team reputation.
22
Cleveland Browns
Justin Blackmon
WR
Oklahoma St.
"Justin Blackmon is going to make for the perfect gunner to pair with our 4th
overall selection, Bryan Anger. He might be able to contribute at receiver too."
23
Carl Olivier-Prime
LB
Wagner
Although, Olivier-Prime didn't declare for the draft and is considered an after-
thought for the 2013 NFL Draft, the Lions are very excited about all the marketing
possibilities available by having Megatron and a Prime on the same team.
24
Michael Floyd
WR
Notre Dame
Now that Hines Ward is gone, Ben Roethlisberger told the front office that he
needs a new drinking buddy. Don't worry, Floyd won't be the one driving, Ben will
bring the motorcycle.
25
Fletcher Cox
DT
Mississippi St.
"While everyone continues to hate me for the Tebow thing, I'm just going to go
ahead and keep making excellent decisions." - John Elway
26
J.J. Di Luigi
RB
BYU
Luigi is the cooler Super Mario brother anyway.
27
Andrew Luck
QB
Stanford
Belichick honestly probably would draft both Luck and RG3 and flip one of them for 3 first round picks.
28
Melvin Ingram
OLB
South Carolina
"Son of a..." - Matt Stafford, Jay Cutler and Christian Ponder
29
Justin Tucker
K
Texas
Tucker says he isthe best kicker in the draftwhich is perfect for the team with
the best quarterback in the NFL. That and getting rid of Billy Cundiff makes this a
match made in heaven.
30
Elvis Akpla
WR
Montana State
Little known NFL fact: In 1968 Dick Nolan lost a bet to then-Colts head coach Don
Shula that forces the 49ers to draft every NFL player named Elvis. Akpla joins
Elvis Grbac as only the second player in history to be affected by the bet.
31
New England Patriots
Robert Griffin III
QB
Baylor

32
Quinton Coples
DE
North Carolina
ALL OF THE SACKS!




发表于 2012-4-13 19:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2012-4-14 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈哈哈…………………………
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发表于 2012-4-16 00:09 | 显示全部楼层
。。。。。。。。这个这个。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2012-4-16 10:11 | 显示全部楼层
相当有喜剧冲突啊
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